Pretty Woman

Pretty Woman

~ 5.29.2009

Friend: So how was it?
Me: It was good, to the point.
Friend: What?
Me: We didn't kiss.
Friend: Why? Is that like a no-string rule because kissing makes you attached?
Me: No, the sex makes you attached *****. It's because I have open wounds, I wish we could have. Kissing is important. I can't wait until I heal. Time for antibiotics!
Friend: Oh that means you were sober too, dry wack dick. You said it was good?
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