Pretty Woman

Friend: So how was it?
Me: It was good, to the point.
Friend: What?
Me: We didn't kiss.
Friend: Why? Is that like a no-string rule because kissing makes you attached?
Me: No, the sex makes you attached *****. It's because I have open wounds, I wish we could have. Kissing is important. I can't wait until I heal. Time for antibiotics!
Friend: Oh that means you were sober too, dry wack dick. You said it was good?
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~ 5.29.2009 0 comments

The Sneakerheads.

I was shot for this photoseries a few months ago. The site is finally up.

www.thesneakerheads.com

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~ 5.14.2009 4 comments

Chris Brown with Panties on His Head

This picture is part of the rihanna nude picture set.

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~ 5.09.2009 0 comments

Rihanna Too?

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~ 5.08.2009 3 comments

Cassie Nudes Update

And we got beef.
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~ 5.07.2009 5 comments

Cassie Nude- well titties, breasts, fun bags...

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Hipster Grifter.

I usually keep up with the news via Viigo but since my blackberry is a piece of shit right now I kind of just mosey about the internet so I seem to have missed all the Hipster Grifter news.

Cliff Notes:
- girl is a sociopath who makes up elaborate lies to seem interesting and is very sexually forward to get friends, then rip them off.
- she's wanted in Utah for $60,000 in bad checks and fraud.
-she's currently residing in Brooklyn and now the Utah police have a extradition order ( basically she can be arrested here and taken back to Utah to face a judge).

I find it so hilarious that this little sack of shit gets people to like fall for her and give her money. This little sack of shit reminds me of some other little sack of shit that injected herself into my life. And yes thats the hipster sack of shit above, how she got so many dudes to fund her life since she was 17. Wish I knew.

Follow News on Kari Ferrell here.

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~ 5.02.2009 1 comments

Deleted.

Deleted my Facebook and Myspace. :) As of next week you can only reach me via tex, phone, two emails, and twitter. Taking back normalcy.

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